Category — WWTTD Gossip

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do.  Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well.  That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy.  Not like me.  I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts.

(picture source = pacific coast)

Despite this idea being sheer madness on every level, the National Enquirer says CBS is in secret (shhhh!) talks with Paula Abdul for her to do her own talk show.  Be prepared to clinch your fists and hate life when you see how much she makes a year on American Idol by the way.  

 “Paula’s been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years, and she’s ready to make it a reality,” a source close to the star told The ENQUIRER.
Paula envisions the new show focusing on issues that affect average people — plus an occasional celebrity guest, says the source.
As The ENQUIRER exclusively reported last week, Paula is renegotiating her current contract with “AI” execs and is asking to double her salary.
She will earn from $5 million to $7 million, but feels she’s worth $10 million. If she doesn’t get it, she will put the wheels of her talk show in motion immediately, says the source.

This is a solid idea, because Paula Abdul is a mumbling incoherent drunken mess who nobody likes.  She’s not funny, smart or insightful.  Really the perfect choice for a talk show if you think about it.

How can you not love Lily Allen?  She’s actually a big music star, but she runs around naked constantly and is a complete pain in the ass.  She's harmless of course, she's not gonna back over you with her car and then dump your corpse in a swamp, but she is the best when it comes to stuff like this…

LILY ALLEN has combined her two favourite things — t’internet and slagging people off — to re-ignite her feud with KATY PERRY.
Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.
“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site.
One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”.
The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Katy Perry is an annoying pain in the ass so screw her, I hope Katy does it.  Or send it to me, I’ll do it.  WTF do I care?  What’s gonna happen?  Is Katy not gonna sleep with me if I cross this line?  I rarely get laid anyway, and there was at least a 50 percent chance she wasn’t gonna F me regardless, so I hardly see that as any kind of threat.